Unknown Universal Laws That Are Kind of True
July 2008 | Filed under Irreverent Pastiche
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Variation: If you change lines, or traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you’re now in.
Law of Results: When you try to prove to someone that something wont work; it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Law of Public Speaking: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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