Alternative Therapies

Tracer · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:51 p Post subject: GOOD, BETTER, and BEST

GOOD
Tonawanda,NY policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was
a bit further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"and a bucket
full of money. And we used to just sell lemonade!

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Kenmore,NY. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
the police department a picture of $40.The police responded with another
mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. As New York State Trooper Officer
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball. "He replied, "New York State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left.

Cathi_R · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:06 p Post subject:

lol..yep..sounds like cops from around here!

Star · Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!