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Tracer



Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 11:00 pm    Post subject: The Sex Convention Reply with quote

The Sex Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward him. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for sex education!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent.

We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories is the North Carolina Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahahahahha.... good one, Tracer
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