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Location: North Carolina

PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:40 pm    Post subject: In the courtroom Reply with quote

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp
as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during
a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
credibility...

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do
you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do."

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The
officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback"
line -- and we think he'll win.
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