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Tracer



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:25 pm    Post subject: Getting Older Reply with quote

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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Terri R.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gawd..... am I ever OLD !!!!!!!
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Tracer



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep.....LOL!!!!!
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Terri R.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey now...... isn't this where you're supposed to say something along the lines of how I may be old, but i'm still drop-dead-gorgeous??????
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You Terri.....getting old???
No comment...
your baby sister
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ugh!!! it turned me into a guest again ... Crying or Very sad
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Tracer



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was suppose to say that????? Oh okay......uh......what you said.......lol !!!!!!....**testament given under duress*
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Terri R.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cathi..... it turned you into Guest because of that comment you made about me! LOL!!!!!

And, Tracer.... yeah... you were supposed to say that. It doesn't count now. Very Happy
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