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Tracer
Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 157 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:25 pm Post subject: Getting Older |
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ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. |
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Terri R. Site Admin

Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 236 Location: So. Calif.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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gawd..... am I ever OLD !!!!!!! |
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Tracer
Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 157 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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yep.....LOL!!!!! |
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Terri R. Site Admin

Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 236 Location: So. Calif.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 7:59 am Post subject: |
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hey now...... isn't this where you're supposed to say something along the lines of how I may be old, but i'm still drop-dead-gorgeous??????
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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You Terri.....getting old???
No comment...
your baby sister |
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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ugh!!! it turned me into a guest again ...  |
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Tracer
Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 157 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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I was suppose to say that????? Oh okay......uh......what you said.......lol !!!!!!....**testament given under duress* |
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Terri R. Site Admin

Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 236 Location: So. Calif.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Cathi..... it turned you into Guest because of that comment you made about me! LOL!!!!!
And, Tracer.... yeah... you were supposed to say that. It doesn't count now.  |
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