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Tracer
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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Location: North Carolina
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 Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:25 pm Post subject: Lawyers..... |
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexis in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexis.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexis, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "WHERE'S MY ROLEX...?" |
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Bobin
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| he probably got a ticket for parking in a no parking zone. |
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Tracer
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:52 am Post subject: |
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yep, and littering for vehicle debris, blood and bone fragments. Then one for Breathing while under the influence of STUPID!!!
but this is just my opinion and what I would write him up for... LOL!!!! There are many other "Breathing while under the influence" violations lawyers are in violation of just by being lawyers. LOL!!! |
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Bobin
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| dont forget disturbing the peace. |
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