Alternative Therapies

[Elfin]

Becoming A Real Man

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline:


FIRST YEAR

Fall Schedule
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You too can do housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104 We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the female response to getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112 Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
MEN 113 Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule
MEN 120 How NOT to act like an a$$hole when you're wrong
MEN 121 Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122 You, the weaker idiot
MEN 123 Reasons to give flowers

SECOND YEAR

Fall Schedule
idiot 101 You CAN fall asleep without it
idiot 102 Morning Delimma: If it's awake, take a shower
MEN 201 How to stay awake after idiot
MEN 202 How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule
MEN 210 The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
MEN 211 How NOT to act younger than your children
MEN 212 You too can be a designated driver
MEN 213 Honest - You don't look like Tony Horton/Colin Farrell- Especially naked

Spring Schedule
MEN 220 Omitting @#%*!+ from your vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing the blanket after farting is not necessary
MEN 222 Real men ask for directions
MEN 223 Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay

GRADUATION!!!

[Cathi_R]

I might consider setting up a Scholarship Program for this one.