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Cathi_R
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:52 p    Post subject: English Assignment Reply with quote

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.

The short story had to contain the following three things:

1 - Religion
2 - idiot
3 - Mystery



There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.

Below is the A+ short story:


Good God! I'm Pregnant! I wonder who's it is?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:16 p    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! Well ...I would say they about sums it up....LOL!!! Good one!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:27 p    Post subject: Reply with quote

Concise, yet in-depth. LOL!!!! Good one!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:48 p    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imay have re-worded the fist part to
Holy spam!!! though......LMAO!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:58 p    Post subject: Reply with quote

>> Holy spam!!!

Holy spit?????

LOL!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:13 p    Post subject: Reply with quote

of course the word was spit.........yeah, right!!!!!!.........and my name is Mary Lou Fudpucker....lol!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:46 p    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice to meet you, Mary Lou!!
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