Alternative Therapies

Tracer · Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:43 p Post subject: MUSINGS ......

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Star · Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 7

If there is an Absorbine Jr. where is Absorbine Sr.????? Huh huh??? LOLOL

Tracer · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:01 p Post subject:

Good point!!!! LOL!!!! Just thinking tonight....(always a bad sign) why is it that we get a bee sting and a mosquito bite?????? Should it be a bee bite too? Or a mosquito sting?????? LOL

Star · Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 7

If you hear someone say to a kid "Aw...you got your grandma's eyes!" Did you ever wonder what grandma's doing for eyes??????? <Deep, huh?>