Alternative Therapies

Tracer · Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:55 p Post subject: A bit of fun- Snickle Farkle Pants

A BIT OF FUN.

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL
U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
NEW NAME IS......

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone
you know including
the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have
a lot more stressful
days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who
sent it to you, so they
know you participated. And don't go all adult - a
senior manager is now
known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
subject. And remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

Elfin · Joined: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 78 Location: No. Calif.

Hail from:

Sloopy Dippin Doodle

hahahahahahahaha

Elf Very Happy

Tracer · Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:25 p Post subject:

LOL!!! too funny!!!

Cathi_R · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:45 p Post subject: Dippinchunks checking in

ok...depends on if we go with my legal first name ... then i am 'dorky' ... or the name i am known by ... just call me 'tootsie' ...
understandably i prefer my known name as opposed to the legal one ... sooo...
hiiiii .... from
Tootsie Dippinchunks
Very Happy

Tracer · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:10 p Post subject:

LOL!!! Dorky????? LMAO!!!!! Okay ......Tootsie it is Smile

FishBulb500 · Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 16 Location: Canada

Dumbo Pottynose here! LOL!

Elfin · Joined: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 78 Location: No. Calif.

Our own Terri would be...

Dorfus Dippinchunks lolololol

Sloopy Elf

Tracer · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:05 p Post subject:

LMAO!!! I am sure Dorfus will appreciate that LOL!!!!!